mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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