is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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