I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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