Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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