Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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