What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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