didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I deserve this hangover.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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