My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize