Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
im about as happy as oj after his trial
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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