i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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