Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
That's intense
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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