Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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