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Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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