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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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