i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Will exercising make me less horny?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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