this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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