Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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