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  • 52 51
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 18, 10 at 4:00pm

    If you really want to cause drama .. Post " just like in the bible" that caused a poop storm a few weeks ago

  • 49 48
    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 3:56pm

    the pidgeon may have a message for you

  • 49 49
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 7:29pm

    Firsty you've caused so much drama, rage, anger, and threats of bodily harm on tfln. You've succeeded. I don't watch Seinfeld but I like the way you made the phrase into such a twisted but funny phrase.

    • 36 60
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 18, 10 at 9:59pm

      The funny thing is, Firsty doesn't watch Seinfeld either :)

  • 45 51
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 4:43pm

    Ooooh an offer of sex!!! As long as youre not built like ... Wait for it... A pretzel!!

  • 47 56
    Submitted by FirstyBlowsDick on Jul 17, 10 at 4:38pm

    Fuck FIrsty and all his followers.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by [][][] on Jul 17, 10 at 4:35pm

    fuck firsty and all his followers.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 3:55pm

    are you both on the same statue/power line??

    • 28 52
      Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 6:25pm

      next question: whose drunk, the pigeon or the op?

  • 39 44
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 17, 10 at 7:36pm

    k im not done with the dramatic shit now.. Firsty if you quit referring to yourself in the 3rd person ill be fine

  • 39 45
    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:19am

    haha this one made me laugh a little

  • 37 49
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 5:53pm

    Lol at all the comments. You are all so witty and clever with your words. I happen to think Firsty is funny. Does that make me a Firsty follower? Oh well.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by FirstyNation on Jul 17, 10 at 3:54pm

    These pretzels are making me firsty!

    • 43 53
      Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 3:57pm

      maybe the dingo ate your pretzels

    • 28 53
      Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 6:11pm

      nope-just a lemming...

  • 45 66
    Submitted by danny2197 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:36pm

    Ok what the hell...

  • 40 57
    Submitted by jrw1514 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:11am

    I'm about to cut firsty

  • 37 53
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 11:13pm

    If you cut firsty he will heal quickly but why the need for such violence? Here, take my pretzel and ice cold beer. Nope, no one spit in it. Waitaminute, there was someone hanging around the keg. Tehhehe

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 8:08pm

    I would punch that pigeon in the face !!!!!

  • 41 61
    Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Jul 17, 10 at 7:47pm

    Since it's from India, try picturing this text in Apu's voice. 10x funnier somehow.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 17, 10 at 3:55pm

    FUCK YOUR PRETZELS! NEW CATCH PHRASE PLEASE.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 8:34pm

    Firsty !!!! Forever.

  • 34 50
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 4:41pm

    Nope... I ve got the dingo.. Trained it to fetch.... Pretzels!!! And maybe beer

  • 43 70
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 17, 10 at 6:36pm

    KesJaye go fix your fence bitch.

  • 31 49
    Submitted by mischiefmanaged4 on Nov 16, 11 at 11:28am

    Okay who the fuck is firsty? I'm confused as shit.

  • 36 59
    Submitted by firstyzz on Jul 18, 10 at 11:48pm

    Instead of pretzels, how bout penises

  • 36 59
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 17, 10 at 6:39pm

    for the record "Firsty" should quit referring to him/herself in the 3rd person.

  • 36 59
    Submitted by MrMcGiggles on Jul 17, 10 at 6:03pm

    Firsty is the man. Fuck all of you.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 5:55pm

    Underage you keep screaming for a new catchphrase. Give us one then? It's not the phrase that's so damn funny. It's the degree of drama Firsty creates on here.

    • 32 64
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 6:22pm

      That's what Firsty is aiming for ;)

  • 27 46
    Submitted by pinkamature on May 29, 11 at 4:11am

    What If they don't like when we watch and that's why they poop on us?

  • 36 64
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 4:53pm

    Stop shittin in alleys then u GD vagrant

  • 31 54
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 7:25pm

    Underage mistake it's too damn hot out to fix the fence now. And why I gotta be a bitch? I can be a bitch sometimes but I never was toward you. So much anger is stressful. Just let it go.

  • 28 57
    Submitted by SillyShit19 on Jul 17, 10 at 4:58pm

    having a pigeon shoved in your ass is even more creepy.