Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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