Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
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Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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