Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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