Yo dont text me then not text me
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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