quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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