just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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