I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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