I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Do vagina's smell?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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