Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Randomize