She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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