she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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