so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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