Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I would ride that face into the sunset
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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