omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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