i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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