I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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