Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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