just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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