Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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