i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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