nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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