I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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