Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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