NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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