I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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