Pappa wants mamma naked
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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