maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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