real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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