so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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