Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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