You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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