What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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