Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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