the day after is always just damage control
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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