after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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